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BYU Coach Bronco (Nagurski) Mendenhall appeared on ESPN today and said even if Oklahoma scores more points in their September 5 game in Arlington, BYU will remain the winner because their players are playing for a “higher cause.” 

Whereas, apparently, we Sooner fans are rooting for heathens who merely want to win a football game.  Gee, I feel so cheap on my way to hell (the road to which not surprisingly passes through a gawdy stadium built by Jerry Jones).

Ninety seven percent of BYU students are members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. All students pledge to no extra-marital sex, no alcohol use and no hair over the ears.  (That sex pledge thing is kinda overblown, since more than 50 percent of all BYU students are married, compared to a national average of 11 percent among college students — wonder why, do ya?).  Most of the BYU team have served two years as missionaries, meaning they’re older than the average NFL player.

Just a reminder to us all:  the last time OU played a team whose fans were predominantly Mormon was in the Fiesta Bowl against Boise State.  As I recall, that game ended in a marriage proposal.  Oh, yeah, and there was that greatest upset in college football history thing too.

Before we get the idea that BYU is just a bunch of guys who drink milk and look like Opie, understand they have a habit of kicking ass on the football field (but in a polite and clean shaven way).  And remember, at the New Year’s block party (or whatever it was called) in Tempe the night before that Fiesta Bowl game there was one Boise State fan wearing a t-shirt that read:

“Polygamy: When one just isn’t enough!”

I thought that mildly humorous then.  Not so much the next day.