Norman’s “finest” arrest Gresham
Mike’s Rant
Norman’s finest arrested TE Jermaine Gresham this week for failing to pay a seat belt ticket. Our fair city is a safer place today, now that justice has been served.
It cost Gresham $349 dollars. It cost the Norman Police Department the expense of who knows how many squad cars, tactical team members and planning meetings necessary to catch this menace. Not to mention the loss to IHOP because these policemen had to miss their morning donuts.
OK, OK. That donut comment was about as fair as … oh, maybe singling out someone who happens to be an OU football player for not paying a misdemeanor traffic ticket — something that I’ve never before seen or heard happening to anyone else in Norman.
Maybe we should ask local criminals to quit being lazy and get out there and burgle or something, so our police force won’t have so much idle time on their hands . Pretty soon police will start arresting people for failure to move their garbage polycarts from the curb after trash pickup.
Uh, which reminds me….I’ll be right back.
On the other hand: Come on, Jermaine. Ask Corey Wilson about wearing seatbelts, dude.