A first grade teacher in Austin, Tx, explains to her class that she is a Longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Longhorn fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl…
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ” Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?”
“Because I’m not a Longhorn fan,” she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked “Well, if you are not a Longhorn fan, then who are you a fan of?”
“I am a Sooner fan,” Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. “Janie, WHY are you a Sooner fan?”
“Because my Mom is a Sooner fan, my Dad is a Sooner fan, so I am a Sooner fan also.”
“Well” said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, “that is no reason for you to be a Sooner fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mom was a snotty arrogant jackass and your Dad was a snotty arrogant jackass, what would you be then?”
“Then” Janie smiled,”we would be Longhorn fans.”
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