Dear Hannah: I’m going to OU’s first home game on Sept. 8. But I don’t know what to wear. Any advice?
Hannah: A red and white OU shirt, of course. Nike shorts. But you have to paint your face. A big “O” over your forehead and a big “U” around your mouth. Any color shoes, except for the color of the other team. And, “no show” socks. I said (Papa), NO SHOW socks.
Dear Hannah: We expect to win the first Oklahoma game. What should we do after the game?
Hannah: Throw a big parade! Carry around a big banner that says in big letters, “OU Rocks!” And in little letters, “Hannah too”.
Dear Hannah: What if we lose?
Hannah: Well, first, that won’t happen. But, if it does, you must watch the entire game again on TV. We have to figure out how we lost. That’s also so we can find out and be able to call the other team “cheaters”.
Soonergal, out!
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