Ball State rolls into town this Saturday and in honor of their most famous alum, David Letterman, here is my Top Ten List of Reasons why OU could lose this game:
#10 Schedule mix up has the OU team bus on I-35 half way to Dallas at kickoff.
#9 New NCAA rule states in order for any team to register a win, they must cover the spread.
#8 In order to make the game more competitive, officials deem OU must play barefoot.
#7 OU coaching staff gets competitive itch to play again and starts themselves. OU wins 42-7, but win is forfeited due to eligibility issues.
#6 To try and create more excitement for the game, Stoops spots BSU 50 pts. OU wins 63-53, but win is later taken away by NCAA as they construed Stoops offer as a form of betting.
#5 Landry and Whitney and Ryan and Mary Beth elope to Vegas for a double wedding. Reception a little too wild causing them and half the team to miss flight home for the game.
#4 Boren loses poker bet to BSU president Jo Ann Gora the night before and has to start at QB in place of Landry Jones. OU wins 27-3, but once again must forfeit due to eligibility issues.
#3 Sooners agree to let Landry Jones, Ryan Broyles, and Ronnell Lewis play for Ball State every other series.
#2 The Big XII disbands at half time, OU must forfeit as at that moment they have no status to play in NCAA.
And the #1 reason OU could lose to Ball State: Lou Holtz picks Sooners. Curse in full effect. Ball State 63, OU 0.
Kidding aside, Ball State is not a push over and the 39 point spread is ridiculous. They are 3-1 with wins over Army, Buffalo and Kevin Wilson’s Indiana squad. Their loss was on the road to a good South Florida team. The last time a MAC team came to Norman OU only beat Bowling Green by 16 points, 40-24.
However the worry meter is only at 10% this week. I think the Sooners come out and show that they are better than the 10 point victory over Missouri and take care of Ball State with ease.
It will be a nice tune up heading into Texas week. With all that being said….BOOMER!! — Dave
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