Bon Jour, mes amie! Comment vont vos énormes éléphants aujourd’hui? Yes, your Sooner Fashionista is multilingual and well traveled! And I needed that experience this week as I decided to do some traveling all for the sake of my faithful readers in Crimson and Cream Country.
I packed my plush, pink cadillac and took off to the great northeast and headed toward the wilds of MIssouri where we will next find our fashionable selves. I looked far and wide and Missouri turned out to be so unmemorable that I drove right through it and I am sitting now in a very questionable airBNB in Indiana.
Yes, my driver and I were so unenthused we missed the whole state altogether. But, fear not your, tre chic tutor has advice for you, nonetheless.
We were appalled fo find that Missouri, again, hosts Tigers at their unimpressive university. Tigers? Again? Really, SEC? What is your obsession with these massive, lazy kitties? However, it did get me thinking about animal prints in the fashion arena. So I made up a handi-guide for you:
Leopard – Do.
Tiger – (orange, darlings, remember?) – Don’t.
Zebra – Do.
Skunk – Definite No-no. (In fact it is such a faux pas that I heard a very true story of a woman who was wearing a black coat, ,much like a black cat, and accidentally rubbed a stripe of white paint down the back of her attire.
She resembled a skunk so much that a wretched Frenchman, who had donned black and white very reminiscent of a skunk’s appearance, began to follow her and force his will upon her. Very gauche, my fine fellow! Can you say Le Pew?!)
Crimson and Cream – Definite do!!!
So with that fashion enlightenment, I leave you to meander and find my way across America to arrive once again in the home of our beloved Sooners!
Til then, Adieu!
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