South Carolina not known for its Chicness
Well, hola, mi amigos? ¿Que pasa? Hai pasado un pescado. ¿Dónde está el baño?
I took Spanish in high school and have not forgotten a word. Why do I bring it up now, on the verge of a visit to South Carolina? Because, me fashion beauties, after much research I have to ask “Que Pasa” when it comes to fashion in that neck of the backwoods.
I wracked my fashion filled brain to remember even an utterance in any of the top fashion mags about how the folks down south like to present themselves.
South Carolina is not known for its Chicness nor its knowledge of En Vogue down “that-away” as the locals say. After a meeting with top designers, namely a scroll through Google, I found that the “Game Cocks” (excuse my crudeness of phrase) of South Carolina are not trend savvy. Wonder of wonders.
In fact, I found that the four items of clothing that are needed for fashion completeness are, and I quote, “A T-shirt, a sundress, a vest or pullover and, get ready for this, a hat”. So basically if you go anywhere and you’re not nude, you’re a trendy fashionista.
Puh-leeze. If it were only that easy.
Your beloved Sooner gal of the latest trendy rage spends more time curling her nose hair than your average South Carolinian does dressing their entire body. Such a shame.
Of course what can one expect in a state that’s known for something called “Frogmore Stew”. Frogs are for Asian fashion closure. If it’s green, slimy and hops, leave it be.
In short, if you show up to this game dressed in anything, you’ve outdressed South Carolina and are on top of the fashion mountain.
Til next time, mi caballeros y damas!
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