Episode 11:
Soonerguy’s unwelcome orange-clad visitor
When last we saw Soonerguy, he was battling the deep dark despair that comes with the full realization that life is like a broken pencil: pointless. And, moreover, everything in the universe is doomed to die, much like the hopes and dreams of a college football season.
And he was under attack by nefarious super villains around every corner!
Battered and bruised, he seeks the refuge of his sanctum sanctorum, his fortress of solitude, his safe haven, the Sooner Cave, located in a hidden location somewhere on the campus of the University of Oklahoma.
Soonerguy opens the door to find the entire Sooner Cave haphazardly slathered in the same neon orange paint!
The Sooner Cave: the one place where Soonerguy might find solace. Where his faithful companion, Sooner-Dog, is always a source of good cheer. Where he can gorge on Cheese Doodles and drown his sorrows in kegs of root beer.
But just as our hangdog and heartsick hero arrives at the door of his domicile he’s greeted by an unexpected sign hanging from the knocker! Written in garish neon orange paint, it reads: “Home of Cowboy Guy”!
Soonerguy opens the door to find the entire Sooner Cave haphazardly slathered in the same neon orange paint!
“What the Wilkinson!?” the Crimson Crusader cries out!
In the Sooner Cave Rec Room he catches the culprit, his defective doppleganger, resplendent in a bright orange version of Soonerguy’s own uniform, sitting in Soonerguy’s La-z-Sooner chair and watching Hee Haw reruns on Soonerguy’s 25” Magnavox oak finish console TV.
But worst of all, the dastardly double’s fingers are covered in the rich deliciousness of Soonerguy’s personal stash of Cheese Doodles! And they are being licked by the traitorous tongue of Sooner-Dog, whose crimson cape has been traded for an orange tea towel tied about the canine’s neck!
“You treacherous son of a…!”
“He am Cowboy-Dog now,” Cowboy Guy grunts, rising ominously from the recliner. “Muahahahaha!”
What can Soonerguy do to combat such flagrant identity theft?
Has he met his match in Cowboy Guy?
Will he succumb to crippling depression and existential dread?
Find out in the next installment of the Adventures of Soonerguy: Burpin’ Cowboy or Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana Again!
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