Episode 6
Corn Dogs and Kaopectate — it’s Fair Time!
Last time on the Adventures of Soonerguy, things had gotten downright higgledy-piggledy for our Crimson Crusader. While our hero sorts out the higgle and the piggle, it’s time for the Soonerguy Secret Mystery Message puzzle!
We’ll give you a series of riddles and you’ll have to solve each one to discover the hidden message for this week’s Soonerguy Adventure.
We know you’ll have no trouble at all solving this week’s puzzle because unlike his evil adversaries, Soonerguy’s allies and the rest of the Sooner Nation have above average intelligence!
Are you ready? Be sure and keep track of the answers below so you can reassemble it all to form this week’s secret message. Here we go!
1) Little Davy crossed the river to get to the fair.
2) While he was there he ate cotton candy, a turkey leg, two footlong corn dogs, a Frito Pie with extra cheese, a peanut butter banana cheeseburger made with Krispy Kreme Donuts, three fried Oreos, fried cheesecake, fried pickles, fried mint ice cream, a fried 1982 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, and a great big juicy steak made from a big dumb cow.
4b) After Little Davy had watched the pig races (Porkzilla won by a snout), rode the tilt-a-whirl, threw up the Cutlass Supreme and drank a big glass of Kaopectate with two ice cubes, he marched to the Midway.
5) That’s where Little Davy played all the carnival games until the carnies threw him out for straightening the gun sites at the shooting gallery. He went home with a big fluffy unicorn, three goldfish in plastic bags, and a brand new 10-gallon hat. And Little Davy lived happily ever after.
Fill in your answers here:
1) ____________
2) ____________
3) ____________
3-1/2) _________
4.178) _________
5) ____________
Did you solve the Secret Mystery Message?
That’s right, Sooner boys & girls, it’s “Texas Sucks!”
And don’t miss the next Adventures of Soonerguy titled: All’s Fair in Love and Football or Texas Leg Syndrome!
In case you missed them, previous episodes:
Episode 1: The Case of the Abandoned Cheese Mine
Episode 2: The Golden Streaker Flashes Normantown
Episode 3: Corn Maze Trouble Makes Return
Episode 4: What’s Up? Cats-up!
Episode 5: Toad Twitch and Twerk
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