Episode 5
Toad Twitch and Twerk
In the tiny village of Toadlick Township, a special event is held once a year. An athletic affair accentuating amphibian arts that attracts comers from all corners of the tri-town area.
The Toadlick Toad Twitch and Twerk Tournament. (No frogs allowed due to that undignified incident of ’93).
This year’s gala is turning out to be the best ever with little Myron Moroni’s pet toad, Tildy, set to dance and leap her way into a three-peat. Myron’s mother, Myrtle has been helping her baby boy prep himself and his pet polliwog just as she has for the last 53 years.
But this year in this small square of the Sooner Nation, trouble is brewing. A newcomer is threatening to overtake the competition.
A small, elderly woman named Mrs. Hildegarde Horn has just entered the contest with her new breed of toad. Could she upset the delicate balance of power in Toadlick Township?
Could her large ungainly amphibian, Fluffy McTum-tums, take the toady crown? Will there be enough wart cream to satisfy the attendees? And, most importantly, will the officials find out that Mrs. Horn is actually the vile villainous villain… The Toad?!
“Today the The Toadlick Toad Twitch and Twerk Tournament,” the ghastly ghoul croaks to himself, “Tomorrow, the world!”
Surely our stalwart Soonerguy will intervene before calamity ensues. But where is our hero? He’s nowhere to be seen. Can no one save Myron and the rest of Toadlick? And what exactly was “the incident of ’93”?
Stay tuned for next week’s Adventures of Soonerguy as we find out in:
Twerking Care of Business or I Want You to Wart Me!
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