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Fashionista: Cougar fashion is tricky

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Greetings all you lovely guys and dolls of the Sooner nation. 

I’m happy to tell you it’s time to move from aviary predator chic to mammalian predator chic.  Yes, dears, this week we discuss Houston and the Cougars. 

And if there is anything I can truly relate to it’s these predators with sharp nails and keen eyes to pounce just when the right prey is in sight.  Young, fabulous prey that can keep a middle-aged Cougar on her toes.  Not too young of course.  Anyone under 21 is strictly verboten and this fashionista does not approve, Mrs. Robinson.

Just so, Cougar fashion is tricky.  One must be willing to show just enough skin to entice but leave just a little enough covered, so if he needs a mothering figure, one is there. 

A nice skirt with a high slit perhaps.  A snug button up shirt with a few unbuttoned to entice, but not display in vulgarity.

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Fashionista: SEC brings new reason to dress up

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Hello all you Sooner Fashion Folk! It’s your old gal pal the Sooner Fashionista to help you navigate the twist and turns that can be so Fashionatingly Frustrating: Football Season here in the great state of Oklahoma! 

Yes, your fashionista has started creating words.  One has to be on their toes to make a splash in the middle of this very important time of year.  This year we will be discussing:

How the SEC’s Us.  Each week will bring a new reason to dress properly for the season.

However, this week, we get an easy start.  We face an opponent who isn’t even in the SEC.  They are in the AAC conference.  Aac, Ack, Eek and Eww is right.  We begin with Temple, the Owls from some place up North.  Who really cares? 

They rely on sweaters and tuques up that way.  I mean, how Canadian!  Or in this case, Can’t-nadian.

It would seem, as their mascot shows, that the fashion up that way must represent feathers.  Possibly talons and beaks as ritualistic jewelry. 

Talk about passe.  That went out with Lewis and Clark, darlings.  Whenever your competition relies on feathery frippery adorned with druidic relics, possibly to call upon heathen god’s, anything in Crimson and Cream will pull you waaaay further ahead on the road to chic flavor sensation of the Oklahoma kind.

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Boots, skirts — gameday faux pas

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How much boot is too much to scoot?

Hello, Sooner Friends!  The next fashion faux pas that seems to be an enduring presence at every football contest in the Sooner State is the dreaded cowboy boots with mini skirts.  How tacky!  Especially on you boys that will not shave your thighs. 

Is it too much to ask that if you must copy your sorority co-fans in this endeavor, please do not ask me to ascertain if it is indeed bigfoot that has decided to dress thusly and not just a hirsute Sooner m

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