My bleak ranting — let’s get the bad stuff out of the way — this season could tank
I don’t care how much money OU spends for suites and boxes and shaded south end zones, if Bob Stoops doesn’t get a National Championship this year they might as well be (as Stoops calls it) East Popcorn State.
There I said it. Enough is enough. I’ve been hauling myself down I-35 to Norman every home game since 1982, and I’ve not seen a more underachieving set of coaches since General Cornwallis lost to a bunch of rag tag Americans (get to know your history you mindless millennials).
The only reason the Sooners ended up in the Final Four last year is because every top team they played (TCU and Baylor) fielded their back up quarterbacks due to injury. This year they won’t get that lucky.
Here’s how I see the season playing out. Check back with me by year’s end and then tell me if I was wrong: