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Sooner Fashionista’s words of wisdom: ‘Better to be looked over than overlooked’

Published on November 26, 2024 by Melissa

Greetings, dear Sooner People!

Apparently a small brouhaha broke out this weekend. A little well-dressed bird named Pierre told me that the Sooner Nation was so brilliantly attired that the ensuing excitement caused the gridiron to be rushed in an impromptu fashion show on Saturday night.

I guess the need to show Alabamians how to dress was so desperately needed that it could not wait! Though I do appreciate the enthusiasm, I do need to remind you that we should act like we have presented ourselves outstandingly before. Especially when wearing heels. That turf is murder on Louis Vuitton red.

Now we look forward to this week. And, darlings, I’ve no patience for another striped villain of the feline persuasion. We all know: orange is a no-no, real fur is also a no-no. Creative naming of mascots should be, like a good visit to the powder room,a oui-oui. I shall write the SEC posthaste.

Therefore, I leave you with some final thoughts on the past Sooner Fashion season.

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Fashionista: Overalls for banjos and beer

Published on November 20, 2024 by Melissa

Hello, my loves! Welcome to the weekly offering from your friendly football fashion plate: ME!

It is with a sad heart that I inform you that after much thought, deliberation and research out the wazoo I have come to the following conclusion. Instead of leading you down said Alabam-ian Primrose Path, I will share with you the only fashion I could possibly glean from the folks that associate a Crimson Tide with an elephant:

Overalls with no shirt underneath. Trucker caps. Forrest Gump. Banjos and beer.

Even I, your Magician-ista of modern Mode, the Sooner Fashionista, herself, cannot Harry Potter the Hell out of this makeup.

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Fashionista: Maine lobster a stress free meal

Published on October 30, 2024 by Melissa

Hello, my fine Sooner fellows! Fear not, your fashionista is here and even though there may be chins dragging and heads hanging low right now, cheer up, Charlies!

The darkest night comes just before the dawn! The sun will shine again and your wardrobe will reflect the sheer elegance of the coming times.

This week we will showcase our fine fashion fleekness in the state of Mr. Stephen King himself: Maine.

Fitting seeing as this is the week before Halloween. This is a state that is known for odd accents and even odder outfits. How does one dress to catch lobsters? I’ll not even address the earflaps on toques, dear me, no.

I do know most of us know how to don our regalia when feasting on the fine red fishy things drenched in butter however. With a bib? I’m in jest, surely you realize. No trendy advisor would even suggest such a thing and I shan’t either.

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