The Adventures of Soonerguy
When last we saw Soonerguy, he was battling the deep dark despair that comes with the full realization that life is like a broken pencil: pointless. And, moreover, everything in the universe is doomed to die, much like the hopes and dreams of a college football season.
And he was under attack by nefarious super villains around every corner!
Battered and bruised, he seeks the refuge of his sanctum sanctorum, his fortress of solitude, his safe haven, the Sooner Cave, located in a hidden location somewhere on the campus of the University of Oklahoma.
The Sooner Cave: the one place where Soonerguy might find solace. Where his faithful companion, Sooner-Dog, is always a source of good cheer. Where he can gorge on Cheese Doodles and drown his sorrows in kegs of root beer.
But just as our hangdog and heartsick hero arrives at the door of his domicile he’s greeted by an unexpected sign hanging from the knocker! Written in garish neon orange paint, it reads: “Home of Cowboy Guy”!