‘All our exes live in ….’ (let’s check on the ex-Sooners)
Everything we need to know about ex-OU quarterbacks we don’t really care about anymore,
It’s like checking up on old flames on social media.
How are their lives now?
Are they being treated OK?
Do they miss us?
Are they missing the best thing that ever happened to them?
The Adventures of Soonerguy
After a quiet summer of well-deserved rest, Soonerguy, that staunch stalwart of justice, is summoned from his secret sanctuary, secluded somewhere surreptitiously on the meticulously manicured campus of the University of Oklahoma.
The horrific honk of the Sooner distress signal has been sent via the Emergency Sooner Alert System installed on the Sooner Super Computer in Soonerguy’s inner sanctum:
An abandoned Swiss and Cheddar mine has collapsed, trapping unsuspecting Sooner fans inside!
Were they out for a leisurely stroll through the derelict den?
Were they seeking adventure in all the wrong places?
Were they overcome by a hunger for some tangy comestibles and were seduced by the surviving scent of the cheesy aroma?
Did they hanker for a hunka, a slab a slice, a chunka, hanker for a hunka cheese? Dairy try and help?