The Adventures of Soonerguy
Last time on the Adventures of Soonerguy, our Crimson and Cream Crusader was chin deep in cheesy deliciousness, trapped in an abandoned Swiss & Cheddar mine. How could he possibly overcome such tangy terribleness?
Meanwhile, in the swanky district of Norman, Oklahoma, a high society debutante with curly golden locks is just exiting the haute couture clothing shop, The Bougie Boutique, when this happens:
“Eeeeeek!”
Minutes later in a less pretentious shopping center at Pennywise Plaza:
“Aaaaaaahh!”
And then again further down the street at the second-hand store Thrifty Boy Floyd:
“What the Ralph?!”