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Fashionista: Clear bags policy shows bias against purses

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Hello, Fellow Sooner Fashionistas, and post-Happy Hallowe’en!  A time when bad fashion can be forgiven in the name of sugary sustenance and monster-filled galas. 

However, let’s not forget the impact of candy-induced Halloween Hips grown right before the time of Thanksgiving thunder thighs.

But today we must discuss the horrible requirement of many a stadium fan – the clear backpack or purse. 

I realize this fashion decision lies not with the wearer but with the obviously misguided heads of security o’er said stadium.  No doubt ill-dressed, mouth-breathers who wear only what is on sale at the closest Wally World Supercenter.

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