Fashionista: Clear bags policy shows bias against purses
Hello, Fellow Sooner Fashionistas, and post-Happy Hallowe’en! A time when bad fashion can be forgiven in the name of sugary sustenance and monster-filled galas.
However, let’s not forget the impact of candy-induced Halloween Hips grown right before the time of Thanksgiving thunder thighs.
But today we must discuss the horrible requirement of many a stadium fan – the clear backpack or purse.
I realize this fashion decision lies not with the wearer but with the obviously misguided heads of security o’er said stadium. No doubt ill-dressed, mouth-breathers who wear only what is on sale at the closest Wally World Supercenter.