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Sooner Fashionista: Show up in anything and you have outdressed ‘Cock couture

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Well, hola, mi amigos?  ¿Que pasa? Hai pasado un pescado. ¿Dónde está el baño? 

I took Spanish in high school and have not forgotten a word.  Why do I bring it up now, on the verge of a visit to South Carolina?  Because, me fashion beauties, after much research I have to ask “Que Pasa” when it comes to fashion in that neck of the backwoods.

I wracked my fashion filled brain to remember even an utterance in any of the top fashion mags about how the folks down south like to present themselves. 

South Carolina is not known for its Chicness nor its knowledge of En Vogue down “that-away” as the locals say. After a meeting with top designers, namely a scroll through Google, I found that the “Game Cocks” (excuse my crudeness of phrase)  of South Carolina are not trend savvy.  Wonder of wonders. 

In fact, I found that the four items of clothing that are needed for fashion completeness are, and I quote, “A T-shirt, a sundress, a vest or pullover and, get ready for this, a hat”.  So basically if you go anywhere and you’re not nude, you’re a trendy fashionista.

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Sooner Fashionista: Auburn Tiger not great look

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Good ‘morrow, my darlings! It’s time for your Sooner Fashionista, stylist to the entire Sooner Nation, to point you in the right direction once again when it comes to game day fashion.

We may lose the football game, but we do it in style!

But do not worry, dearlings. I, your Glamour Goddess, will do the research for you so you will never fail in this regard.

This week we look to University of Auburn in Alabama. Why must they always be Tigers? One thing I have noticed since we’ve entered the new Fashion Catwalk called the SEC is that they love their “Tigers” in this conference.

Could it be a lack of imagination? Possibly. Probably. Most Definitely.

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Fashionista: Cougar fashion is tricky

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Greetings all you lovely guys and dolls of the Sooner nation. 

I’m happy to tell you it’s time to move from aviary predator chic to mammalian predator chic.  Yes, dears, this week we discuss Houston and the Cougars. 

And if there is anything I can truly relate to it’s these predators with sharp nails and keen eyes to pounce just when the right prey is in sight.  Young, fabulous prey that can keep a middle-aged Cougar on her toes.  Not too young of course.  Anyone under 21 is strictly verboten and this fashionista does not approve, Mrs. Robinson.

Just so, Cougar fashion is tricky.  One must be willing to show just enough skin to entice but leave just a little enough covered, so if he needs a mothering figure, one is there. 

A nice skirt with a high slit perhaps.  A snug button up shirt with a few unbuttoned to entice, but not display in vulgarity.

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