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The Adventures of Soonerguy

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Last time on the Adventures of Soonerguy, things had gotten downright higgledy-piggledy for our Crimson Crusader.  While our hero sorts out the higgle and the piggle, it’s time for the Soonerguy Secret Mystery Message puzzle!

We’ll give you a series of riddles and you’ll have to solve each one to discover the hidden message for this week’s Soonerguy Adventure.  We know you’ll have no trouble at all solving this week’s puzzle because unlike his evil adversaries, Soonerguy’s allies and the rest of the Sooner Nation have above average intelligence!  Are you ready?  Be sure and keep track of the answers below so you can reassemble it all to form this week’s secret message.  Here we go!

1) Little Davy crossed the river to get to the fair.  

2) While he was there he ate cotton candy, a turkey leg, two footlong corn dogs, a Frito Pie with extra cheese, a peanut butter banana cheeseburger made with Krispy Kreme Donuts, three fried Oreos, fried cheesecake, fried pickles, fried mint ice cream, a fried 1982 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, and a great big juicy steak made from a big dumb cow. 

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The Adventures of Soonerguy

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In the tiny village of Toadlick Township, a special event is held once a year. An athletic affair accentuating amphibian arts that attracts comers from all corners of the tri-town area.
 
The Toadlick Toad Twitch and Twerk Tournament. (No frogs allowed due to that undignified incident of ’93).

This year’s gala is turning out to be the best ever with little Myron Moroni’s pet toad, Tildy, set to dance and leap her way into a three-peat. Myron’s mother, Myrtle has been helping her baby boy prep himself and his pet polliwog just as she has for the last 53 years.
 
But this year in this small square of the Sooner Nation, trouble is brewing. A newcomer is threatening to overtake the competition.
 

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The Adventures of Soonerguy

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When we last spied the Crimson Crusader he was about to be flattened by the fat flat foot of his fearsome foe, King Korn!
 
“He seems so big,” Soonerguy muses to himself.  “But you know what they say, ‘The bigger the elbow, the harder it is to fit in your ear.’ But I guess it’s easier to lick!”
 
Just as he utters these confusing words, the sultry sound of a female voice answers: “Sounds like you could use some help.  Care to mix metaphors with me, Sooner-boy?”

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