The Adventures of Soonerguy
After a quiet summer of well-deserved rest, Soonerguy, that staunch stalwart of justice, is summoned from his secret sanctuary, secluded somewhere surreptitiously on the meticulously manicured campus of the University of Oklahoma.
The horrific honk of the Sooner distress signal has been sent via the Emergency Sooner Alert System installed on the Sooner Super Computer in Soonerguy’s inner sanctum:
An abandoned Swiss and Cheddar mine has collapsed, trapping unsuspecting Sooner fans inside!
Were they out for a leisurely stroll through the derelict den?
Were they seeking adventure in all the wrong places?
Were they overcome by a hunger for some tangy comestibles and were seduced by the surviving scent of the cheesy aroma?
Did they hanker for a hunka, a slab a slice, a chunka, hanker for a hunka cheese? Dairy try and help?