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The Adventures of Soonerguy

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Previously on the Adventures of Soonerguy: 

“Muahahaha!”

“Eeeeeek!”

“Ow! My eye!”

Our Adventurous Avenger (not to be confused with those other guys) was completely overcome with cats, corn and contemptuous contestants of the toady type.  He was covered in fur, grits and warts!  He was facing a veritable rogues gallery of foes: The Wildcat, King Corn, and The Toad! 

Luckily, Soonerguy is well-skilled in Sooner-jitsu, an ancient martial art known only by Soonerguy himself and the inner circle of the secret cabal of devotees within the notorious Sooner Skull and Bones.  With a double tuck jump and a flying scissor kick to a whiskered face one of his foes flies backward!

“Jump back, Toad,” Soonerguy commands, as the rotten ribbiter springs forward to land at Soonerguy’s feet.  But the beady-eyed baddie is no longer looking at him. He’s glaring over our hero’s shoulder. Soonerguy turns to face the new nemesis behind him.

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The Adventures of Soonerguy

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Last time on the Adventures of Soonerguy, things had gotten downright higgledy-piggledy for our Crimson Crusader.  While our hero sorts out the higgle and the piggle, it’s time for the Soonerguy Secret Mystery Message puzzle!

We’ll give you a series of riddles and you’ll have to solve each one to discover the hidden message for this week’s Soonerguy Adventure.  We know you’ll have no trouble at all solving this week’s puzzle because unlike his evil adversaries, Soonerguy’s allies and the rest of the Sooner Nation have above average intelligence!  Are you ready?  Be sure and keep track of the answers below so you can reassemble it all to form this week’s secret message.  Here we go!

1) Little Davy crossed the river to get to the fair.  

2) While he was there he ate cotton candy, a turkey leg, two footlong corn dogs, a Frito Pie with extra cheese, a peanut butter banana cheeseburger made with Krispy Kreme Donuts, three fried Oreos, fried cheesecake, fried pickles, fried mint ice cream, a fried 1982 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, and a great big juicy steak made from a big dumb cow. 

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The Adventures of Soonerguy

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In the tiny village of Toadlick Township, a special event is held once a year. An athletic affair accentuating amphibian arts that attracts comers from all corners of the tri-town area.
 
The Toadlick Toad Twitch and Twerk Tournament. (No frogs allowed due to that undignified incident of ’93).

This year’s gala is turning out to be the best ever with little Myron Moroni’s pet toad, Tildy, set to dance and leap her way into a three-peat. Myron’s mother, Myrtle has been helping her baby boy prep himself and his pet polliwog just as she has for the last 53 years.
 
But this year in this small square of the Sooner Nation, trouble is brewing. A newcomer is threatening to overtake the competition.
 

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