The Adventures of Soonerguy
Oklahoma vs. Temple
The Adventures of Soonerguy
Last we saw of our Capeless Crusader, he was attempting to unseat an orange-hued squatter that had overtaken his Crimson Cave of Comfort.
As he sits outside the Secret Sanctuary that has safeguarded him securely low these many years, he wonders just how things could have come to this? How could this year get any worse?!
Just as this thought crosses his brain, there’s a loud crack of thunder from the darkening sky! Seemingly from nowhere, a tall figure suddenly stands before him, a wide-brimmed bolero hat on his head and a red cape whipping about him in the wind that has just appeared.
“Say your prayers, Sooner-scum,” the figure sneers villianously, “For I am your worst nightmare! I am… El Bandido Rojo!”
“The Red Bandaid? Gross.”
“No! The Red Raider! And I brought a few of my Amigos!”
The Adventures of Soonerguy
When last we saw Soonerguy, he was battling the deep dark despair that comes with the full realization that life is like a broken pencil: pointless. And, moreover, everything in the universe is doomed to die, much like the hopes and dreams of a college football season.
And he was under attack by nefarious super villains around every corner!
Battered and bruised, he seeks the refuge of his sanctum sanctorum, his fortress of solitude, his safe haven, the Sooner Cave, located in a hidden location somewhere on the campus of the University of Oklahoma.
The Sooner Cave: the one place where Soonerguy might find solace. Where his faithful companion, Sooner-Dog, is always a source of good cheer. Where he can gorge on Cheese Doodles and drown his sorrows in kegs of root beer.
But just as our hangdog and heartsick hero arrives at the door of his domicile he’s greeted by an unexpected sign hanging from the knocker! Written in garish neon orange paint, it reads: “Home of Cowboy Guy”!