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Fashionista: Clear bags policy shows bias against purses

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Hello, Fellow Sooner Fashionistas, and post-Happy Hallowe’en!  A time when bad fashion can be forgiven in the name of sugary sustenance and monster-filled galas. 

However, let’s not forget the impact of candy-induced Halloween Hips grown right before the time of Thanksgiving thunder thighs.

But today we must discuss the horrible requirement of many a stadium fan – the clear backpack or purse. 

I realize this fashion decision lies not with the wearer but with the obviously misguided heads of security o’er said stadium.  No doubt ill-dressed, mouth-breathers who wear only what is on sale at the closest Wally World Supercenter.

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Flaunt the fedora — forget the foam finger

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Hello, Fellow Fashionistas! Greetings from the Country of Crimson and Cream.

While we are still floating triumphantly, adrift on a glorious sea consisting of destroyed dreams and hopes, in the hideous hue of burnt orange, we must consider upcoming contests and the fashion opportunities and flopportunities they offer.

The first resounding fashion “YES” that we find here afloat on our Sooner Schooner (the ship, not the wagon because, for the love of all that’s holy think of the horses!), is the magnificent golden chapeau that now belongs to our beloved Bevo-beating boys.

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Ballgame body painting not beautiful

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Good ‘morrow, my Saucy, Salty Sooner Fashionistas! 

Hmm, sounds more like lunch than a football game but, then again, good fashion sense can be a meal unto itself.  It can be feasted upon time and time again.  So let’s make it deliciously classy, shall we!  There should be no need to add condiments to said fashions if done right. 

However, if you choose to paint your fashion lunch with ketchup and dijon, you may disguise the true taste and, yes, dear reader, the true yumminess of said food.

This is, in fact, much like the people that insist on wearing body paint to games do.  It is obvious that they feel the need to obfuscate the real fash

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