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Melissa has 15 articles published.

Flaunt the fedora — forget the foam finger

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Hello, Fellow Fashionistas! Greetings from the Country of Crimson and Cream.

While we are still floating triumphantly, adrift on a glorious sea consisting of destroyed dreams and hopes, in the hideous hue of burnt orange, we must consider upcoming contests and the fashion opportunities and flopportunities they offer.

The first resounding fashion “YES” that we find here afloat on our Sooner Schooner (the ship, not the wagon because, for the love of all that’s holy think of the horses!), is the magnificent golden chapeau that now belongs to our beloved Bevo-beating boys.

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Ballgame body painting not beautiful

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Good ‘morrow, my Saucy, Salty Sooner Fashionistas! 

Hmm, sounds more like lunch than a football game but, then again, good fashion sense can be a meal unto itself.  It can be feasted upon time and time again.  So let’s make it deliciously classy, shall we!  There should be no need to add condiments to said fashions if done right. 

However, if you choose to paint your fashion lunch with ketchup and dijon, you may disguise the true taste and, yes, dear reader, the true yumminess of said food.

This is, in fact, much like the people that insist on wearing body paint to games do.  It is obvious that they feel the need to obfuscate the real fash

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Boots, skirts — gameday faux pas

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How much boot is too much to scoot?

Hello, Sooner Friends!  The next fashion faux pas that seems to be an enduring presence at every football contest in the Sooner State is the dreaded cowboy boots with mini skirts.  How tacky!  Especially on you boys that will not shave your thighs. 

Is it too much to ask that if you must copy your sorority co-fans in this endeavor, please do not ask me to ascertain if it is indeed bigfoot that has decided to dress thusly and not just a hirsute Sooner m

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