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Sooner Fashionista: Auburn Tiger not great look

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Good ‘morrow, my darlings! It’s time for your Sooner Fashionista, stylist to the entire Sooner Nation, to point you in the right direction once again when it comes to game day fashion.

We may lose the football game, but we do it in style!

But do not worry, dearlings. I, your Glamour Goddess, will do the research for you so you will never fail in this regard.

This week we look to University of Auburn in Alabama. Why must they always be Tigers? One thing I have noticed since we’ve entered the new Fashion Catwalk called the SEC is that they love their “Tigers” in this conference.

Could it be a lack of imagination? Possibly. Probably. Most Definitely.

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Fashionista: What the Voles (sic) are bringin’

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Howdy do, my gawgeous Sooner Fashionistas! So glad to be back with you this wonderful weekend when we are going to discuss down home, country and western, Dollywood loving Knoxville, TN, that “scruffy little city” that is home to the Tennessee Voles, the cute little mammal that oft gets confused with a mole.

They do present just the most adorable little mascot!

Your Madame Fashionista has done her research of the fashion down Knoxville way and come to this very unfortunate conclusion: bony knees and high, bleach blonde, coiffed hair are the look.

Though this latter fad is fine when Auntie Dolly tries it, she is the ONLY one that should make that attempt. The knobby knees make an appearance when torn jeans with holes right over the patella are worn. Though the fashion is crude, you shouldn’t judge. That’s my job, of course.

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Fashionista: Cougar fashion is tricky

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Greetings all you lovely guys and dolls of the Sooner nation. 

I’m happy to tell you it’s time to move from aviary predator chic to mammalian predator chic.  Yes, dears, this week we discuss Houston and the Cougars. 

And if there is anything I can truly relate to it’s these predators with sharp nails and keen eyes to pounce just when the right prey is in sight.  Young, fabulous prey that can keep a middle-aged Cougar on her toes.  Not too young of course.  Anyone under 21 is strictly verboten and this fashionista does not approve, Mrs. Robinson.

Just so, Cougar fashion is tricky.  One must be willing to show just enough skin to entice but leave just a little enough covered, so if he needs a mothering figure, one is there. 

A nice skirt with a high slit perhaps.  A snug button up shirt with a few unbuttoned to entice, but not display in vulgarity.

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