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Texas — the cow of chaotic clothing

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Hola, my fellow fashionistas! Welcome to my weekly stroll down the Sooner Catwalk of unmitigated fashion wins. Always in shades of Crimson and Cream and NEVER in any shade of orange. This week our Model’s Horse Stomp down the runway brings us to the Cotton Bowl in Texas,

Aw, Texas, Texas…. Though I have wracked my fashion filled noodle year after year to tear you from your love of that wretched burnt orange, you have not once heeded my advice. Why must you vex me so? But this year is different. I can no longer waste a moment upon your blind fashion no-no’s.

This year I say, “No more. I am done with thee thou cow of chaotic clothing, thou losers of the lousy lingerie.” This week instead, I will talk about one of my favorite subjects: how to dress your pets as stylish sooner fans.

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Sooner Fashionista: Auburn Tiger not great look

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Good ‘morrow, my darlings! It’s time for your Sooner Fashionista, stylist to the entire Sooner Nation, to point you in the right direction once again when it comes to game day fashion.

We may lose the football game, but we do it in style!

But do not worry, dearlings. I, your Glamour Goddess, will do the research for you so you will never fail in this regard.

This week we look to University of Auburn in Alabama. Why must they always be Tigers? One thing I have noticed since we’ve entered the new Fashion Catwalk called the SEC is that they love their “Tigers” in this conference.

Could it be a lack of imagination? Possibly. Probably. Most Definitely.

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Fashionista: What the Voles (sic) are bringin’

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Howdy do, my gawgeous Sooner Fashionistas! So glad to be back with you this wonderful weekend when we are going to discuss down home, country and western, Dollywood loving Knoxville, TN, that “scruffy little city” that is home to the Tennessee Voles, the cute little mammal that oft gets confused with a mole.

They do present just the most adorable little mascot!

Your Madame Fashionista has done her research of the fashion down Knoxville way and come to this very unfortunate conclusion: bony knees and high, bleach blonde, coiffed hair are the look.

Though this latter fad is fine when Auntie Dolly tries it, she is the ONLY one that should make that attempt. The knobby knees make an appearance when torn jeans with holes right over the patella are worn. Though the fashion is crude, you shouldn’t judge. That’s my job, of course.

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