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Donning the Sooner duds for Dixie land

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Good day, my Sooner Lovelies!  I know the world seems to be whirling around us right now and we feel that everytime we wind up on the Gridiron Runway of Life, our wonderful creations are being shredded before us. 

We must not let this make our lovely dimpled chins drop, nor our wonderfully coiffed heads hang.  Sooner fashion will live forever tasteful and classic!

So to lift our spirits we’ll begin today with some lyrics known well by the guests we’ll visit this week.

I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten,

Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.

This, of course, is the ditty known as Dixie or Dixie Land and is known throughout the Southern regions of our fair country.  This week we will be visiting the Ol’ Miss in Mississippi.

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Sooner Fashionista: Show up in anything and you have outdressed ‘Cock couture

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Well, hola, mi amigos?  ¿Que pasa? Hai pasado un pescado. ¿Dónde está el baño? 

I took Spanish in high school and have not forgotten a word.  Why do I bring it up now, on the verge of a visit to South Carolina?  Because, me fashion beauties, after much research I have to ask “Que Pasa” when it comes to fashion in that neck of the backwoods.

I wracked my fashion filled brain to remember even an utterance in any of the top fashion mags about how the folks down south like to present themselves. 

South Carolina is not known for its Chicness nor its knowledge of En Vogue down “that-away” as the locals say. After a meeting with top designers, namely a scroll through Google, I found that the “Game Cocks” (excuse my crudeness of phrase)  of South Carolina are not trend savvy.  Wonder of wonders. 

In fact, I found that the four items of clothing that are needed for fashion completeness are, and I quote, “A T-shirt, a sundress, a vest or pullover and, get ready for this, a hat”.  So basically if you go anywhere and you’re not nude, you’re a trendy fashionista.

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Texas — the cow of chaotic clothing

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Hola, my fellow fashionistas! Welcome to my weekly stroll down the Sooner Catwalk of unmitigated fashion wins. Always in shades of Crimson and Cream and NEVER in any shade of orange. This week our Model’s Horse Stomp down the runway brings us to the Cotton Bowl in Texas,

Aw, Texas, Texas…. Though I have wracked my fashion filled noodle year after year to tear you from your love of that wretched burnt orange, you have not once heeded my advice. Why must you vex me so? But this year is different. I can no longer waste a moment upon your blind fashion no-no’s.

This year I say, “No more. I am done with thee thou cow of chaotic clothing, thou losers of the lousy lingerie.” This week instead, I will talk about one of my favorite subjects: how to dress your pets as stylish sooner fans.

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