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Fashionista: Overalls for banjos and beer

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Hello, my loves!  Welcome to the weekly offering from your friendly football fashion plate: ME!  

It is with a sad heart that I inform you that after much thought, deliberation and research out the wazoo I have come to the following conclusion. Instead of leading you down said Alabam-ian Primrose Path, I will share with you the only fashion I could possibly glean from the folks that associate a Crimson Tide with an elephant:

Overalls with no shirt underneath. Trucker caps. Forrest Gump. Banjos and beer.

Even I, your Magician-ista of modern Mode, the Sooner Fashionista, herself, cannot Harry Potter the Hell out of this makeup.

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Sooner Fashionista: Pass on another kitty, go crimson and cream

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Bon Jour, mes amie! Comment vont vos énormes éléphants aujourd’hui?  Yes, your Sooner Fashionista is multilingual and well traveled! And I needed that experience this week as I decided to do some traveling all for the sake of my faithful readers in Crimson and Cream Country.  

I packed my plush, pink cadillac and took off to the great northeast and headed toward the wilds of MIssouri where we will next find our fashionable selves.  I looked far and wide and Missouri turned out to be so unmemorable that I drove right through it and I am sitting now in a very questionable airBNB in Indiana. 

Yes, my driver and I were so unenthused we missed the whole state altogether.  But, fear not your, tre chic tutor has advice for you, nonetheless.

We were appalled fo find that Missouri, again, hosts Tigers at their unimpressive university.  Tigers?  Again? Really, SEC?  What is your obsession with these massive, lazy kitties?

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Fashionista: Maine lobster a stress free meal

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Hello, my fine Sooner fellows!  Fear not, your fashionista is here and even though there may be chins dragging and heads hanging low right now, cheer up, Charlies! 

The darkest night comes just before the dawn!  The sun will shine again and your wardrobe will reflect the sheer elegance of the coming times. 

This week we will showcase our fine fashion fleekness in the state of Mr. Stephen King himself: Maine. 

Fitting seeing as this is the week before Halloween.  This is a state that is known for odd accents and even odder outfits.  How does one dress to catch lobsters?  I’ll not even address the earflaps on toques, dear me, no.

I do know most of us know how to don our regalia when feasting on the fine red fishy things drenched in butter however.  With a bib?  I’m in jest, surely you realize.  No trendy advisor would even suggest such a thing and I shan’t either.

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